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PostSubject: Joke Time...   Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:59 am

Pare1: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!

Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe

Pare1: swerte mo! ano problema mo?

Pare2: pare, ako nanalo!!!





Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako

Father: ano kasalanan mo?

Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao

Father: bakit?

Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba?

Father: dati...pero ngayon trip trip na lang!





Patient: doc takot po ako sa bunot

Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob

Patient: (ininom ang gamot)

Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba?

Patient: oo doc! puta pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!





Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder...

WAAAAAHHHHHH!!! screamed the driver...

Passenger: bakit ka sumigaw?

Driver: sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years po kasi ako driver ng funenaria.





1 panget na babae, hinoholdap...

Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo!

Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!

Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh!

Babae: wala lang! nagsusuggest lang...





1 lasing nasalubong ang matabang babae na may kasamang aso...

Lasing: hoy, saan mo nakuha yang baboy?

Babae: aso ito hindi baboy!

Lasing: huwag ka nga sumabat! yung aso ang kausap ko!





In a pet shop...

Customer talking to a parrot...

Customer: hoy! can you talk ha?! bobo!!!

Parrot: yes i can!!! ikaw?! can you fly ha? bwiset!!!





Priest: ang mga bakla'y walang lugar sa kaharian ng langit.

Mga bakla: okey lang po father..dun na lang kami sa rainbow mag slide-slide! !!

lol!

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